I Run From Bears

Feb 12

tarasnonsense replied to your photoI made some of those cake balls/bake pops/cake on…

Sprinkle them! Sprinkles hide everrrrythinnnnnnnng.

I know! Sadly, I didn’t think about that when I was at the store.

I made some of those cake balls/bake pops/cake on a damn stick things for my niece.
I know they look…not that great…but they probably taste alright. I hope.

I made some of those cake balls/bake pops/cake on a damn stick things for my niece.

I know they look…not that great…but they probably taste alright. I hope.

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Seeking Fling - m4w - 28 (Branson, MO)

Premature ejaculator seeks young, attractive woman for fling. Must have large breasts, big lips, a nice backside and….OH GOD…nevermind. 

Seeking Fling - m4w - 28 (Branson, MO)

Premature ejaculator seeks young, attractive woman for fling. Must have large breasts, big lips, a nice backside and….OH GOD…nevermind. 

Feb 11

Cross-stitching. Best uncle ever?

Also, definitely not bragging about this because I have no idea what I’m doing.

Cross-stitching. Best uncle ever?

Also, definitely not bragging about this because I have no idea what I’m doing.

“You should bring girls out here to nature, Mr. Cody. Sing Kumbaya or some shit and just watch the pants drop.”

(Source: ghettohikes)

“Rebecca say she didn’t sneak no food? Musta been some amphibian crinklin’ a Cheeto bag outside my tent then.”

(Source: ghettohikes)

Feb 09

thenewinquiry:


I’m petrified of the future. What happened  to me happened so suddenly. I wasn’t aiming for  it. I’m scared it’s gonna disappear, I’m scared I’m  gonna make the wrong choices. I’m playing in an  arena in which I have no experience whatsoever.  I’m wary of just being the drunk girl. That’s a big  fear. It’s interesting because there is something  that is absolutely sacred about it to me, which is  that its okay to be silly and free and have these  moments. There are unexpected truths, unexpected  epiphanies. but I was in meetings with TV people  in l.A. and they were like, “We think you should  do my drunk laundry machine and my drunk pool  fame game31 and my drunk this and be the official drunk girl.”  And I remember being like, “No, I’m not interested  in that. I’m interested in comedy, I’m interested in  truth, I’m interested in relaxation and people letting  themselves go and letting their hair down a little  because it’s a safe place to do it.”

-Hannah Hart, star and creator of “My Drunk Kitchen” on the precariousness of online fame.
Excerpted from The New Inquiry Magazine, No. 1: Precarity 

thenewinquiry:

I’m petrified of the future. What happened to me happened so suddenly. I wasn’t aiming for it. I’m scared it’s gonna disappear, I’m scared I’m gonna make the wrong choices. I’m playing in an arena in which I have no experience whatsoever. I’m wary of just being the drunk girl. That’s a big fear. It’s interesting because there is something that is absolutely sacred about it to me, which is that its okay to be silly and free and have these moments. There are unexpected truths, unexpected epiphanies. but I was in meetings with TV people in l.A. and they were like, “We think you should do my drunk laundry machine and my drunk pool fame game31 and my drunk this and be the official drunk girl.” And I remember being like, “No, I’m not interested in that. I’m interested in comedy, I’m interested in truth, I’m interested in relaxation and people letting themselves go and letting their hair down a little because it’s a safe place to do it.”

-Hannah Hart, star and creator of “My Drunk Kitchen” on the precariousness of online fame.

Excerpted from The New Inquiry Magazine, No. 1: Precarity 

“Hesperus Press has raided Woolf’s volumes of critical writing and rescued four lesser-known literary essays, grouping them under the title On Fiction. Each essay brims with insight and interpretation that is conveyed stylishly and authoritatively. Here is a writer expounding on the secrets of her craft. In one essay, “Women and Fiction”, she classifies criticism as one of the few “sophisticated arts”, something seldom practised by women, at least in 1929. She foresees more women tackling and mastering it, albeit in a “golden” future when they will no longer have to protest to be heard, being enfranchised, financially and socially independent and with “a room to themselves” – a reference to her most celebrated critical work, “A Room of One’s Own”, published one year earlier. The essays are bound by ideas that are perceptive and prophetic. She scrutinizes the worth of literature past and present but goes the extra mile to consider if it, and its practitioners, can improve and increase in value in the future.” —

Perceptive And Prophetic - The Rumpus.net

Hesperus Press publishes critical works by Virginia Woolf.