Background: Best friend’s fiancé was invited to a party and we tagged along. No idea who these people are and only generally know two people attending.

Scene: Jordan and I were bored since we no longer drink and both under-perform in social situations where we don’t know anyone. We decide to browse through the house. Find a giant tv and DVD collection. We look through the DVDs.

Jordan: Based off this girls DVD collection, she would be perfect for you.

Me: How so?

Jordan: Flight of the Conchords, Doctor Who, Firefly. Isn’t this like some sort of geek wet dream?