How to not be an idiot
- Dad:
Can you help me put this VHS tape onto a DVD?
- Me:
*grumble*
- Dad:
Read me the instructions...I don't think that is right. Let's do this.
- Me:
*grumble*
- Dad:
I'm going to start over.
- Me:
You just wasted a DVD. Why did you do that?
- Dad:
It didn't work so I didn't want to use it.
- Me:
It didn't work because of what you did, not because of the disc.
- Dad:
Get it to work then, genius!
- Me:
Hey, dumbass, it's working.
- Dad:
What did you do?
- Me:
I followed the fucking instructions.
